A wee bit of gothic Scottish history

Culloden, Inverness – the most famous battle in Scottish history

On the 16th April, 1746, the Jacobite army took up arms in a final attempt to succeed in their cause. Between 1,500 & 2,000 Jacobite men would be slain, the brutal, relentless battle believed to have only lasted around 40-50 minutes in its entirety. It would go down in Scottish history as a violent rampage on the helpless Scots, mercilessly gunned down by government muskets whilst only armed with swords.  

Or was it? Sometimes things are not always as they first seem. The Battle of Culloden has been subject to much romanticisation over the years, and sometimes facts get lost in swathes of tartan-clad, broad-sword wielding fiction. Culloden is preserved by the National Trust for Scotland and is visitable for a fee. 

Glasgow Green – gruesome executions and high treason

Covering approximately 136 acres, Glasgow Green is a vast space in the heart of the city, known in  the present day as a place of public celebration and political gatherings. Scratch the surface however, and you will find that it was still a place of entertainment hundreds of years ago, albeit for more gruesome reasons.

Today you can stand on the spot upon which public executions took  place, gaze at Nelson’s Monument, the last thing condemned prisoners would see of this mortal world, and visit the place the Young Pretender, Charles Edward Stuart, is believed to have stood (spoilers: it was a bad idea), find out about possibly the shortest marriage in history, and the violent punishment of one found guilty of High Treason.  

If visiting Glasgow Green, always be sure to look down. Much of the Green’s history is commemorated in stone plaques. Glasgow Green is free to enter. 

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University of Glasgow – Scottish history in quadrangles, cloisters and cadavers

High above the city, perched on the tip of Gilmorehill, stands the imposing, ornate campus of the University of Glasgow. Founded in 1451, the present campus in the West End opened in 1870,  designed in the Gothic Revival style by Sir George Gilbert Scott.

Visitors are able to explore the quadrangles and cloisters, as well as the university’s Hunterian Museum. Explore its extensive  collection, including examples of geological and archeological finds, and scientific instruments of  times gone by. And, if you’re that way inclined, various Anatomical exhibits.  

Did you know, however, that the university originally started at Glasgow Cathedral, before moving to a campus on High Street? 

Whilst based at High Street, Glasgow was one of the centres at the forefront of anatomical research, with an 1818 experiment bearing a striking resemblance to a certain Gothic novel. Application of electricity to a cadaver, alleged signs of life in its body, sound familiar? The University of Glasgow and the Hunterian Museum is free entry. 

Glasgow Necropolis – the city of the dead

Situated adjacent to Glasgow Cathedral, the Glasgow Necropolis was established in 1832. Its name translating to mean ‘city of the dead’, the Necropolis is believed to contain at least 50,000  individuals. A bridge connects the cemetery to the courtyard before the cathedral, it commonly  referred to as the ‘Bridge of Sighs’, as it is the path funeral processions would follow.  

The Necropolis does not follow the archetypal ‘grid’ layout of other cemeteries, instead it being built upon hills. Many of the monuments, mausoleums and tombs are located on the periphery of  the John Knox Monument that stands on the tallest hill. Many noted individuals are buried in the cemetery, a few of which have been featured on the Wee Bit Gothic podcast. The Glasgow Necropolis is free to visit.  

Glasgow Cathedral – the oldest building in Glasgow

Glasgow Cathedral (also known as St. Kentigern’s or St. Mungo’s Cathedral) has the honour of  being the oldest building in Glasgow! The cathedral was dedicated in 1136, and the tomb of St. Mungo (patron saint of Glasgow) is located in the cathedral crypt. A classic example of Scottish Gothic architecture, the cathedral is simultaneously both imposing and welcoming, the sheer weight of its history present in every stone.  

Glasgow Cathedral is quite unique – and severely lucky – in a way, as it was one of the few Scottish  medieval churches to actually survive the Reformation. The story goes that once they heard of the  attempts to “unroof” the cathedral, the people of Glasgow took up arms and gathered around the building, swearing to protect her from those that dared to destroy her. They proclaimed that “whomever should dare cast down a stone from the cathedral, shall be buried under it”. We are a welcoming, friendly peoples, but we don’t recommend crossing a Glaswegian!  

For all you Outlander fans out there. Glasgow Cathedral’s crypt was used as the interior of  the L’Hopital des Anges in season 2. Glasgow Cathedral is free to enter, but is presently working to a booking system. 

Greyfriars Kirkyard, Edinburgh – dugs and violent coventers

Nestled away amongst the winding cobbled streets of Edinburgh’s old town, you will will find  Greyfriars Kirk and the neighbouring graveyard. This seemingly peaceful yard has many a spooky  story attached to the greying stones and mausoleums. 

In fact, there have been various reports of  unexplained activity within this graveyard, including a particularly  violent Covenanter who is apparently just as vicious in death as he was in life, teenagers breaking  into a mausoleum and playing with a rather unconventional football, and the tale of a little dog that stayed faithful to his master even after the gentleman’s passing.  

Pay particular attention to the names upon the stones, some of them are associated with a fictional magical universe. Greyfriars Kirkyard is free to visit.  

Scottish history in the Grassmarket, Edinburgh – criminals, body snatching and Half Hangit’ Maggie

Beneath the shadow of Edinburgh Castle lies the area of Grassmarket. Now a thriving hub of restaurants and pubs within the city, do you know just what used to go on in Grassmarket as you stand there with your pint in hand? 

Much like Glasgow Green, it was a vibrant hub of entertainment, if one dares to call public executions ‘entertainment’. Many criminals met their fate in front of thousands in this area, it now commemorated in stone – remember to look down when visiting. A street on the west end of Grassmarket also housed a certain murderous duo, ones that thought the effort involved in body-snatching was too much like hard work.

A woman by the name of Maggie Dickson was sentenced to death in Grassmarket on a charge of  infanticide. It was only after her execution did the story take a rather unusual turn. One so strange,  it earned her the nickname ‘Half-Hangit’ Maggie’. 

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Mary King’s Close – the underground city in Edinburgh

Underneath Edinburgh’s Royal Mile sits the narrow, abandoned streets of Mary King’s Close.  Constructed in the 17th century, the street was part of the city’s plan to expand up, rather than out,  in order to create more space for the increasing population.

Across the years, the close saw many a tragic event, including a simultaneous epidemic of both the Bubonic and Pneumonic Plague. Contrary to urban legend, residents were not abandoned by officials in the midst of the epidemic, instead told to quarantine – the irony! 

Mary King’s Close is also known for its various reported hauntings, the most prolific of which concerns a little girl called Annie. In the 1990s, a psychic visited the Close, stating that there was  the unhappy spirit of a child present in a room.

To placate her, a doll was purchased and placed in  the room. This act of kindness towards the spirit sparked something of a phenomenon, with  visitors all over the world bringing gifts of toys and dolls for Annie, all of which are now gathered in the room she is said to haunt.  Mary King’s Close is visitable for a fee (it also has a cracking cafe)